Anti-Whities Team
the turkish media has been busy with an underpants controversy for about two weeks. almost every columnist has written about it, some were pro, some others contra the whities forces, so let’s give a short summary of the situation:
in istanbul, where the sea water is really filthy (wih 3.874.129.687.244.113 -seriously, I counted them one by one- Escherichia coli per person), the municipality announced that the water is now clear (meaning 3.874.129.687 Escherichia coli per person) and that people can go swimming in the public beaches. then those who cannot afford to travel to the southern part of turkey rushed to the beaches of the city. The problem was that, most of these people went swimming with their underpants, although swimsuits for rent (for a fee of app. 1$) were supplied. to sum it up, the coastal line of istanbul resembles a nude camp, as the whities preferred by the swimmers are perfectly transparent when wet.
Then Selami Ozturk, the mayor of Kadik
That’s one strange picture in your post.
Interesting dilemma indeed…I support swimsuits though.. :)
It amazes me to see that this issue was actually considered a controversy by our media for so long. No wonder the European Union are too scared to accept us in their gang, I can hardly imagine people dressed in super sexy grannie style panties on an Ibiza or St Tropez beach.